dianysus:

some of yall never contacted the old gods, making a deal for immortality and it shows

(via caught)

quasi-normalcy:

theauspolchronicles:

I’m so goddamn mad that oil companies have known climate change is real for decades and did everything to stop people from acting on it. I want to burn their offices down. I want to throw their CEOs into a fucking pit. The world is being destroyed because some filthy rich fucks saw the end coming and figured making money off it was better than saving it. That’s pure evil, plain and simple.

Exxon knew about climate change almost 40 years ago and took steps to suppress the evidence

Likewise Shell.

This isn’t a conspiracy theory, this is a documented historical fact, and people’s heads should literally be rolling for it.

(via caught)

communedesign:

By rearticulating traditional Azerbaijani rug design, Faig Ahmed creates sculptural textiles that look like digital glitches, patterns flatlining halfway through a tapestry or gradually morphing into a digital mosaic. 

(via caught)

anarcho-kaibaism:

hot-chubbies-with-cheese:

jerryterry:

vodka-zamolodchikova:

me: [accidentally closes a chrome window with 50+ tabs]

my laptop, gently weeping: oh my god………… oh ym hgod thank you so much……….. thank y

Me, realizing my mistake, reopening Chrome and preparing to mash ctrl+shift+T to bring them all back one by one:

My computer:

my computer watching me click the “Restore” option for all of my tabs after shutting down unnaturally:

You should all be detained ASAP

(Source: actualcyclops, via cumleak)

claroquequiza:

Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT

(via ayeputita)

antiandrogen:

ukrindian:

maricon-carne:

antiandrogen:

ukrindian:

antiandrogen:

ukrindian:

azkati:

h0ezil:

joeysparklezdudkiewicz:

blackberryshawty:

ukrindian:

ukrindian:

It’s time to take our community back from the twinks

Tops, grab your snapbacks

Daddy doms, grab your Roth IRAs

Bears, grab your cargo shorts

Gaymers, grab your lip piercings

Starbucks shift managers, grab your MFA degrees

ATTENTION the twinks have made a call for solidarity so I guess…. twinks….. grab your….. hipbones? 

Twinks wouldn’t understand the concept of solidarity if it was balls deep inside them. They can what? Choke.

Choke? With what gag reflex?

Your dad is grabbing my hipbones

It’s time for the rise of the twunks

Twunks LITERALLY caused President Bill Clinton to pass DOMA. You really want that to happen again -.-

All of you can end this by becoming women.

I’m going trick or treating next week so I just might!

Scream

The chubby femme bottom erasure in this post

^Have you ever met a Starbucks shift manager??

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

(Source: problematicwhitetwink, via buttrimming-deactivated20190103)

pure:

People who hate kids prolly got dragged by one. Children can sense demonic energies. When a kid calls you a doodoo dookie head that’s like a palm reading.

taurusqueer:

Tonight at work I asked this man how he was doing and he responded with “That’s a personal question” and like wow what a mood